Tea

Cassiel C. MacAvity


Upper class.
    Tea leaves---in a bag or not---, hot water, a cup.

    Something else, something extra? No, anything else is something else, something added. Add something else if you want. But then obviously that will be tea and, rather than only tea.


Middle class.
    Tea leaves---in a bag or not---, hot water, a cup.

    Oh, "Tea" as a later afternoon snack? Of course, but obviously that could be a burrito and a can of coca-cola.

    ---At one point, this author was the director's assistant of a documentary being made about an avant-garde play. One afternoon, the quite English assistant director of the play was found in the props storeroom, where he held up a burrito and a can of coke and quite casually announced; Don't mind me, I'm having tea.


Working class.
    Tea leaves---in a bag or not---, hot water, a cup.

    I may not have a lot of resources, I do like tea. Of course I'm just going to start with tea, to at least have my tea, and then I'll see from there.


Underclass, i.e. below those with class, not always but tends to be the utter frantically understratum of the middle class, completely contrived, the pretentious, the lost, the hipster, chav, sloane, yuppy, yob, preppy, clearly with no grasp of style, taste, a clue . . .

    Like Of Course there have to be, like, invitations so that I can, like, show off that I am having, like, a party, and there has to be, like, whatever this afternoon's fad is for, like, random snacks, like, like sandwiches, like, what are, like, dumplings?, those, like, salmon things, oh, yeah, like, something cucumber, like, of course, like, everyone will be so, like, jealous that I, like, have particular Brand Name plates and, like, stuff for, like, having tea that will, like, clearly be more, like, show me as, like, important than, like, anything anyone else has, like, so that everyone will look at me and, like, of course everyone is, like, required to, like, admire me . . . oh, and yeah, like, a couple of, like, teapots with, like, something in them, like, maybe coffee . . . . . .




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